POKING FUN AT TEACHER xoxo~
1.What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
One minds the train,the other trains the mind!
2.Teacher:If you bought 100 buns for a dollar,what would each
bun be?
Student:Stale!
3.History teacher:What's the best thing about history?
Mary:All the dates!
4.History teacher:What was Camelot?
Student:A place where camels were park!
5.Teacher:I hope I didn't see you copying from John's exam paper,James!
James:I hope you didn't see me either!
6.Laugh,and the class laughs with you.
But you get ditention alone!
7."I'm not going to school today",saidAlexander,to his mother."The teachers bully me
and the students don't like me!Why?"
"Firstly,you're 48 years old,"replied his mother,"and secondly,you're the principal!"